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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    There's a boy who really likes his sexy classmate.


    Boy: hey, can i have *** with you? i'll give 1,000 dollars, it won't be long, you'll not even realize it's already finished.

    Girl: *calls her boyfriend* hey hon, my classmate offered me 1,000 dollars, but he said he'll f**k me, and he said, it'll be fast i won't even notice.

    Boyfriend: sure, but be sure to pick up the money fast so that he can't touch you.

    Girl: ok.

    *after a minute, the boyfriend called*

    Boyfriend
    : so? what happened?

    Girl: *ahh*, *ahh*

    Boyfriend: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?

    Girl: *ahhh!!!* i'm *ahhhh!!!* stillllll *ahhh!!!!* picking it! *ahhh!*

    Boyfriend: WHY!?

    Girl: *ahhh!* it's *ahhh!!!* in coins!!!! *ahhh!!!*

    lol. it's kinda bad. =D

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    Here comes a bad one

    Son asks his father about the girls p*s*y.
    Dad: Son, before sex it's like a beautiful pink dewdrop covered blooming rose...
    Son: Aha... and after sex?
    Dad: Well son... I really dont know how to say this... ..have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise? ...

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    i like my i-phone...NOT

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy.

    So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?"

    "Certainly, sir, "replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents," replies the bartender.

    "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy... "Where's the Guy who owns this place?"

    The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

    The bartender replies... "Same as I'm doing to his business!"

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you

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    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com



    MAN:'Ouch! A crab just bit my toe.'
    DR.:'Which one?'
    MAN:' I don't know, all crabs look alike to me.'

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    The programmer doing his work all the night. He can't finished yet, because he doesn't knew how to done the script. Because he was angry, he type in Terminal/CMD: F*ck *ou and the computer says: The part of hardware is missing.

    Good day!

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    All the comments posted here is so funny that I've forgotten how to laugh.. haha sob sob haha >.> (pun intended)

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    Default Re: Contest: Win a free iON BatteryTimer app license by Capree.com

    A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

    "Both son. God is both."

    After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

    "Both son, both."

    The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"


 
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