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    Default google is new ISP

    Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
    http://www.google.com/tisp/

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    Default Re: google is new ISP

    ROFL, IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!

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    i am wondering that how akward it must be feeling to shit into the fibre optics that you have to install into your toilet.
    So now remember! you will get the best signal when you are in the toilet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwishi
    i am wondering that how akward it must be feeling to shit into the fibre optics that you have to install into your toilet.
    So now remember! you will get the best signal when you are in the toilet!

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    ROFL, You are shitting on your internet connection, maybe they do something with our crap to make energy

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    Default Re: google is new ISP

    How can Google offer this service for free?
    We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
    Note: We take your privacy very seriously. So we treat all TiSP users' waste-related personal information with tremendous discretion, in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

    What are the system requirements?
    Windows XP/Vista (Mac and Linux support coming soon)
    Internet Explorer 6.0+ or Firefox 1.5+ with the Google Toolbar
    Round-front or elongated toilet providing at least 1.0 gallons per flush
    Use of automatic toilet bowl cleaners is not recommended

    I'm having trouble installing or using TiSP.
    Your internet connection should be working within one hour of GFlushing the sinker. If you still aren't online after that period of time, your toilet may be clogged. Please flush three more times, then check your online connection again. If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda. For further assistance, please visit the TiSP Help Group.

    Why is TiSP in beta?
    When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

    Source http://www.google.com/tisp/faq.html

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    Bull shit, someone buy this


 

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